1. Julia Mancuso
Julia won gold in the giant slalom at the 2006 games, but that’s not the most interesting thing about her. Her dad, Ciro Mancuso was in charge of one of the largest American drugs cartels in history, running $140 million of weed for over a decade. Since getting out of jail Julia and Ciro have forged a strong relationship and she credits him with her success. Dodgy dad.
2. Alissa Cziny
Reigning American national figure skating champ Czinsy goes into the 2010 games with a decent shot at a medal. She won gold for her routine inspired by “The Mask of Zorro” though at no point does she either don his famous mask, or write a Z into the ice. If she did, surely she’d win gold.
3. Allison Baver
29-year-old short track ice skater Allison finished seventh in the Winter Olympics in 2006 after a collision knocked her out of the running for a medal. And in 2009 she collided with teammate Katherine Ruetter breaking her leg in three places. Katherine isn’t as attractive as Allison so it was almost definitely her fault.
4. Anni Friesinger
Double Olympic gold medalist and sixteen time world champion Anni is one of Germany’s biggest sporting sex symbols. She is also known for her particularly powerful thighs, that she claimed she “could snap a donkey’s neck with”… She never said that, but we’re betting she’s probably thought it.