The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips…
Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds.
Dog is man’s best friend.
But can it be his girlfriend?
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
Please select one of the following days:
And kindly take a bath atleast on that one day, I cant tolerate the bad smell.
Some times small things in life hurt a lot.
If you don’t agree with what I say, try sitting on a pin.
A scientist removed the calling bell from his house.
Do you know why he did that?
Because. He wanted to win the No-Bell Prize.
Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who take care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all, make sure that these three girls dont meet each other!
Wife: What will I get if I keep cooking for you like this?
Husband: Well, you will get my life insurance money very soon.
No calls from you.
No SMS from you.
No emails from you.
I am really afraid whether,
The Dog Catchers found you again!
Whats the difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Heh hehe, what will you do now?
Scanning your brain:
1% – 5% – 10% – 50% – 100%
Scanning complete. Your brain is made up of 2 parts: left and right. The left part of your brain has nothing right. The right part of your brain has nothing left!
Boy: You are very beautiful.
Girl: Thank you.
Boy: Your sister is more beautiful than you.
Girl: You stupid dog!
Boy: That is more beautiful than both of you.