The first day of shoot for Rajnikanth‘s Raana turned out to be a disaster, as the superstar fell ill and was admitted to Isabella hospital in Mylapore, Chennai.
According to reports, the actor was feeling uneasy during the mahurat shot of the film. He was apparently suffering from dehydration and fever and after lunch, he complained of uneasiness. He was rushed to the hospital where doctors advised bed rest for a few days.
Rajnikanth has a triple role in Raana, and he will romance Deepika Padukone in it. The film has been directed by K.S Ravikumar, who had worked with him in Padayappa & Muthu earlier.
This is Superstar Rajnikanth’s first period film, and the first look poster shows him as a bearded warrior. Oscar-winning musician A.R Rahman will compose the music. Rajnikant’s daughter, Soundarya Rajnikanth, is the technical director.
Produced by Eros International, Raana is slated for a 2012 release.
M Karunanidhi visits Superstar Rajinikanth
The Tamil Nadu Chief Minister M Karunanidhi visited Rajnikanth at the St Isabel’s Hospital in Chennai in which the star was admitted. The Superstar was admitted to the hospital after he complained of queasiness while on the sets of Rana. He was rushed to the hospital where the doctors diagnosed him of being dehydrated and advised him complete rest.
The CM, on hearing Rajinikanth’s health condition, rushed immediately to the hospital to enquire about his health. M Karunanidhi’s daughter Kanimozhi was also present during this visit.
It may be recalled that Rajnikanth suffered a bout of vomiting when he was shooting for Raana at the AVM Studios and the shooting had to be stalled to rush Rajini to the hospital.
Rajni is perfectly ok
Soon after the news of Rajnikanth being admitted in hospital hit the media, fans were praying for their Superstar’s well being and demanded for more news on his health. Rajnikanth’s near and dear ones were bombarded with questions about the actor’s health and finally his son-in-law Dhanush has given the good news that everyone has been waiting for. Dhanush addressed all the Rajnikanth fans and said, “He is perfectly ok. Just dehydration. Nothing to worry at all. He will be home tonight itself!”
We can definitely take the son-in-law’s word for this and looks like the Superstar will be back on his feet in no time. With this, we hope the schedule for Raana will go without any delay. It is known that the muhurat and pooja of Rana took place today at the AVM Studios and the shooting was off to a flying start with director K.Balachandar filming the first shot.
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Superstar Rajnikanth Rushed to Hospital
The entire crew of ‘Raana’ and family members was appalled as Superstar Rajnikanth suddenly had giddiness. The actor was rushed to private hospital and is admitted there. Although, the closer sources are remaining tightlipped, we hear it from other sources that Rajnikanth had high pressure and couldn’t sustain the terrible weather.
It is worth mentioning that Rajnikanth prepared himself for the movie launch of ‘Raana’ with the makeover that was exactly the same as first look posters.
Deepika Padukone flew down from Mumbai for shooting some portions. The film was launched in the presence of Superstar Rajnikanth’s friends-film personalitlies like his mentor K. Balachandar, KRG, Mahendran, Veeramani, Vairamuthu, daughters Aishwarya and Soundarya, cinematographer Rathinavelu, lyric writer Vairamuthu and others.
We wish for the speedy recovery of Superstar Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth hospitalised for suspected food poisoning
Tamil superstar Rajnikanth was today admitted to a hospital for suspected food poisoning, a few hours after the Mahurat of his new film ‘Raana’.
The actor’s wife Latha Rajnikanth, who came to hospital to meet him, said he felt uncomfortable after eating something during the pooja of the film.
Ms Latha said the actor was “very well and fine” and appealed to the media not to sensationalise it. ”He had some minor infection in the stomach and started throwing up”, she said.
”We wanted to ensure that he did not get dehydrated and rests for a while. As a precautionary measure, we brought him to the hospital”, she said. ”We are like any other citizen.
If somebody is indisposed in your home, won’t you go to a hospital. It’s just like that. Please respect it”, she appealed to the medea. Rajnikanth was fine and there was nothing to worry, she said.
”He is fine and in the safe hands of the doctors”, Ms Latha said, adding, ”he is comfortable and happy. He needs a little bit of rest”. ”It was for the doctors to decide”, Ms Latha said when asked when the actor would be discharged from the hospital.
‘Don’t worry, be happy. There is no need to panic. It is a simple infection”, she said, as a message to the actor’s fans.
Rajnikanth hospitalised with breathing problem
Tamil superstar Rajnikanth, whose new film was launched today, was hospitalised here this afternoon after he complained of breathing trouble.
The superstar, who took part in the first day’s shooting of his new venture “Rana”, suffered breathing problem and was rushed to Isabells Hospital in the city, sources said.
However, his condition stated to be stable, sources said.
After visiting her husband at the hospital Rajnikanth’s wife told newspersons that the superstar was fine and there was nothing to worry.
She said Rajnikanth had a minor stomach infection after he ate something at the pooja held for his new film “Rana” at the studios here.
Following this, he started vomiting and was admitted to the hospital as a precautionary measure, she said. “There is nothing to worry. He is fine and in the safe hands of the doctors”, she said and appealed to media not to sensationlise it, and his fans not to panic.
She said “we are also like any other citizen. Jus as you visit a doctor in the event of any illness, we have also come to the hospital,” she said.
Superstar Rajnikanth admitted in Isabella hospital
Due to food poisoning,super star Rajnikanth has been admitted in a hospital somewhere around Chennai. He was last seen at the Rana launch ‘pooja’ and took his lunch there.After that he was complaining of uneasiness and to be rushed to the hospital.
We from madurai, would like to pray that Superstar will recover and come to scene fast.
Truth behind Rajnikanth’s illness
Life in Chennai came to a partial standstill on April 29 when superstar Rajnilanth took ill exactly half an hour after he reported for the mahurat of his most ambitious film to date K.S Ravikumar’s Rana.
The actor has a triple role in the film. However, he had barely been on the set when he complained of restlessness and around noon he was rushed to Isabella Hospital in Mylapore. His fans stood outside the hospital despite the harsh afternoon sun beating down hard on them; refusing to budge. The mood all around was gloomy.
The Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu Dr M Karunanidhi and his daughter, Kanimozhi also visited the superstar. Rajni was discharged later in the evening. However, a source says that one of the reasons for the superstar being restless is because he is currently on the wagon. Elaborating further our source adds, “For nearly 40 years Rajni has been a heavy drinker. Many Bollywood actors who have had a drink with him know that Rajni could have as many as eight to nine pegs of whisky on occasions. However, on his birthday (December 12, 2010) the actor decided that he would kick the drinking habit. And eventually, a couple of months ago he gave up drinking. Now he doesn’t touch a drop of alcohol. And as it happens with all heavy drinkers who give up, he gets a bit restless sometimes.”
Rajnilanth is said to be fine now and everyone is relieved that he is back in the studios.
Superstar Rajnikanth’s The Robot/Endhiran becomes part of IIM-A curriculum
Before you dismiss this off as one of the many Rajnikanth jokes out there, circulating via sms and emails, let us assure you that what you just read isn’t one. The stupendous success of the sci-fi action Rajnikanth-Aishwarya Rai Bachchan starrer Endhiran a.k.a The Robot has now become a topic which will be studied in detail by the students of the Indian Institute of Management – Ahmedabad. IIM-A’s postgraduate programme includes an elective course named ‘Contemporary film industry: A business perspective’, Students will be analysing the business of cinema and its success story with Endhiran: The Robot as a case study. Besides Endhiran, another blockbuster on Rajnikanth’s belt – Muthu – will also be added to the curriculum. The Rs. 1.32 billion (Rs. 132 crore) production directed by Shankar raked in Rs. 3.75 billion (Rs. 375 crores) at the box-office becoming the highest grossing Indian movie of all-time surpassing the previous record of Rs. 3.39 billion (Rs. 339 crores) set by Aamir Khan starrer 3 Idiots.
http://www.southdreamz.com/2010/11/99-rajnikanth-jokes-enthiran-effect.html
Superstar will rock!!!
Raana Rajnikanth Jokes facts
Collection of new funny rajnikanth jokes made and collected from twitter and all over the Internet.
Been making and collecting new rajnikanth jokes from twitter,facebook and all over the internet. Here i present!
Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.
What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s shit!
Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee.
Chemical X used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!!
Rajni once slept with a truck ,it is now called optimus prime.
#Rajnikanth does not fart ,cause nothing can ever escape Rajnikanth.rajni .
Anaconda was shot in rajnikanth’s underpants
The next 4 are submitted by one of my reader- Raja.
This diwali eat “rajnikant sweets” ….a perfect cure for diabetes.
Once hanumanji were caught reading ….rajnikanth chalisa.
Wires get electric current when they touch rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
Rajnikanth wanted to write a blog.. and now we have Wikipedia
Q. who can sing a group song alone ?? A. Raavan ….. Everytime the answer isn’t #Rajnikanth
Recently,China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was having hukkah in india
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Old ones:
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100.Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.
101.Google for Rajnikanth getting kicked, or Rajnikant getting kicked, and you will get zero results.
102.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
103.Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
104.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
105.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
106.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
More submission by kenneth wong
once rajnikanth bunked school- that day is now called a sunday !!!
the egyption pyramids were ……. once projects of geometry made bu rajnikanth !!!
once rajnikanth farted ……………… that layer is known to be the ozone layer !!!
Submission by smsmasti.net
Rajnikant enters Big Boss 4!
Next day…
“Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room mein aaye…!”
Submitted by Rahul Mishra
once rajnikanth lost his ‘kundali’,NASA found it and named it big bang theory
once sun had touched rajnikanth since then the sun is declared as the infinite source of energy…!!
Rajanikanth can write C program in Java.
When Rajanikanth Compiles programs, the errors are converted to
statements which are added to the language.
World won’t end in 2012 Rajanikanth movie is set to release in 2013.
Rajanikanth can land on the sun at night time.
Rajanikanth can escape from black hole.
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with compass.
Rajanikanth can find square root of -1.
Continental drifts did not happen. Rajanikanth did it.
Rajanikanth never takes a bath. The water comes to him.
A dinosaur attacked Rajanikanth once. That’s why dinos are extinct now.
Rajanikanth can beat Brazil football team alone.
Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
Rajanikanth has root account in windows.
Rajanikanth got Nobel prize in acting.
Rajanikanth can speak English in Spanish.
Once Rajnokanth was preparing for a spelling test. The rough sheets he used, is today known as “THE OXFORD DICTIONARY”
Very Very Very Very Very Very Very funny!!! I enjoyed lit… plz post more.
Rajnikanth can count 2 minutes in 60 seconds!
Rajnikanth can count 2 minutes in 60 seconds!
Rajnikanth x Infinity = Rajnikanth, (not Infinity)
Man the new ones are Just awesome…
Once Rajnikanth tried to commit sucide, but even Rajni can’n kill Rajni..
Do you know the root cause behind solar eclipse?????
No,it is not because of the moon!It is because Rajnikanth is charging his mobile!He just conveniently puts the moon in between Earth and Sun to fool scientists!And as for lunar eclipse,well sometimes Rajini needs to charge up on the go!
Do u know why Rajnikanth never bets on any match????
Because he is afraid the betting company may go bankrupt if he does!
nice jokes. rajnikanth is the real superstar of the india. he has a huge fan list.
Once rajanikanth beat a boy with a broom. The boy became famous with the name “HARRY POTTER”.
NOBODY CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROCK(WWE) IS COOKIN XCEPT RAJNIKANT!!!!!!!!!!!
In the film “Gone in 60 seconds” the name of the film would be “Gone in <(less than)1millisecond" if they would have taken rajnikanth
rajnikanth is not addicted 2 drugs the drugs are addicted 2 rajnikanth
The traffic signal shows red color bcoz it means rajnikanth has killed some1 and tells the people 2 maintain a 1 minute mourne in respect of the person killed
the cop does not take fine from rajnikanth. rajnikanth takes fine from the cops 4 stopping him ride vehicles
Rajnikant once said POP which made a baby dance.
Tge baby is now known as Michael Jackson.
ha ha ha ….. lol gr8 man. Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don’t bother..
LOL I LOVED THIS ARTICLE…perfect jokes for laughter. I fond it funny as it was meant to be, no harm intended
Don’t make jokes on rajni….He s like a god for lakhs & lakhs of people…people who makes joke on him mind it, u cant even can b compared with at least a single hair of him…
Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes
We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajnikanth movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by – through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).
We list our top 10.
Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Rajnikanth killed the dead sea.
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajnikanth: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajnikanth once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
When Rajnikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Oops! Sorry we had to go overboard (just like the jokes) and we just couldn’t restrict it to top 10!
rajnikant is the real superstar of the INDIA
We should have some respect for a star whose more than 50% income go to the Orphan Child & Widows related trust. That’s why south Indian people treat him like a god over there.
the latest Rajnikanth SMS jokes
Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other!
Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking in India!
Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!
The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!
When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!
Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!
What would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have fought for independence!
Even Ghajini remembers Rajni!
When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth’s mobile is on vibration mode!
Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. Since then, that day is known as Sunday!
The Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajnikanth’s primary school craft projects!
ISRO does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!
Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner? To play carrom!
Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting!
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.
When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”.
East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949.
Rajinikanth was offered Aamir’s role in “Ghajini” but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only give memory loss.
Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.
The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch him.
We request our readers to jump into the laughter bandwagon and send us their ‘Rajini’ jokes! We will announce the best three jokes.
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!